Top Ten Worst Movies of 2012

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These are movies that I thought when I saw them, were deserving of last year's worst movie list with only two movies that I have not seen but I refuse to see because I just have a feeling they will be utter crap, and you will find out for "why" each movie. I was going to make this list before 2012 ended but I just was so busy working on portfolio artwork, so you guys are getting my top ten worst movies of 2012 list now. These movies are not in chronological order because I could not figure which movie was worst but in fact they were all really equally crappy. Anyways, here is my list of the top ten worst movies of 2012.

Ghost Rider:Spirit Of Vengence(The only three things I liked about the movie is the action(not that much action in this movie), and the actual design of Ghost Rider himself, liked that his head was propotionate to his body not like the first movie where it looked like his head was about to fall off his neck because it was too big lol, and liked that the design of Ghost Rider looked as though it got its entire influence from Clayton Crain's design of Ghost Rider when he worked on the Spirit Of Vengence story arc, it looked completely badass and thought it was awesome they used this design. They also had Idris Elba in the film which was cool because he is a pretty good actor, and you can never go wrong with Idris Elba. Even though those parts were good, overall the movie was bad, but what can you do really? Nicolas Cage was in this film, when is Hollywood going to learn that if Nic Cage did bad in the first Ghost Rider don't pick him to be in the second one but since Nic Cage was on the first movie, they felt he needs to be in the next movie which is most definitely the worst news any Ghost Rider fan could hear(I had high hopes for this movie because supposedly Nic Cage was suppose to be playing more Ghost Rider than Johnny Blaze but that it is definitely wrong, it is just another movie where Nicolas Cage screams a lot, nothing really new).The two movies that I liked are Sorcerer Apprentice(short role) and KickAss(because he had a short role and we all know why, people watched the movie). They should have just rebooted the Ghost Rider movie altogether because Ghost Rider is one of the coolest characters in the marvel universe and it deserves a proper movie adaptation since the two Ghost Riders did not do it justice but that is just my opinion, but its unlikely they will do that anytime soon because they have so many other Marvel properties to work on in the next couple of years. A lot of stuff needed to be changed including the plot, cannot remember what the plot was about, think it had to do about power or some shit like that, but definitely know that it needs to be changed, that's what a bad movie can do to ya, you forget shit lol.  Only one more thing than I will move onto my next movie, did not like the transformation between Johnny Blaze and Ghost Rider one bit, thought it was a bit overexaggerated and it was not at all believeable, would have rather prefer Johnny Blaze burn away his flesh in a gruesome transformation, would have make much more sense considering it is Ghost Rider for heaven sakes. I could complain on and on about the film, but it is time for me to stop and move onto the next film.)

Ice Age 4: Continental Drift(Shorter Version of why I thought this deserved to be on this list because I thought this was a tiresome movie, it was really similar like all the other Ice Ages, they should just stop, the movies are boring now, and singing animals are a bit overplayed now, we need something different for a change, like ParaNorman, completely different but all kinds of awesome. The only good things about that movie was Scrat(beginning and end) and sometimes Syd, but other than that, boring film, overall.)

Dark Shadows(I watched the entire film, I was not expecting anything from this movie since I was not familiar with teh dark Shadows tv series but it is definitely better than this garbage. I definitely I did not at all enjoy this film, had no idea what it was but it just was not an enjoyable film, I think its due to its corny acting, bad jokes, and horrible plot not even Johnny Depp and the strong cast could save this movie, overall this was just a bad movie, definitely don't reccomend this to anyone.)

Wanderlust(I watched this movie, not funny, suppose to be funny, just a disappointing movie from Paul Rudd altogether.)

Fifth Year Engagement Plan(Heard about this movie from my friends that it was a funny movie, but I did not find it was at all funny, it was just not my type of comedy, it was a bit too serious which did not feel as though I was watching a comedy film, just my personal opinion, just did not like it. I only watched this for about 5-10 minutes, and turned it off, thought it was a waste of my time, did not feel as though this was a funny film at all even though ironically it is suppose to be a comedy. Only time I did that was the Spirit, but was for an entirely different reasons one being it felt stupid in beginning and I lost respect for this film for reasons I won't get into. so yeah this movie, is somethign else.)

The Three Stooges(Don't know why I watched this, but I watched it, and I regret it ever since because this movie was just stupid and the classics should have just been left alone, that's all I am saying.)

That's My Boy(Had some funny parts, but overall bad film, just Adam Sandler being Adam Sandler.)

The Campaign(Did not laugh that much but that was because it was only Zach Gafiankilis who made me laugh at certain times but Will Ferrell was not funny in this movie as always with the exception of Megamind, which was the perfect role for him, I was not impressed by this film.)

John Carter(Did not see it, just know it is not a good film, just have a feeling in my gut, one of the movies that I would never want to see alongside Catwoman, Elektra, and Jonah Hex.)

Twilight(Saw the first one with my mom because she wanted me to see it with her, I watched the whole thing with her but felt my eyes were bleeding because it was just so bad, I was imagining that Blade(Wesley Snipes) was going to execute them all in the film, but to my luck, nothing happened, would have made it a bit more tolerable if Blade was in it, don't you agree. The other reason was because of what I heard about the ending, sounds pretty f'ed up, yeah definitely not going to see this film at all, would rather watch Blade 1 and 2 on repeat because that was one of my most badass vampire films to date.
   
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I agree on all but two of your picks.

I enjoyed the second Ghost Rider movie cuz i like watching Nic Cage acting insane. He does that really well in a lot of movies. But Nic Cage ain't for everybody, so take with that what you will.

The second is John Carter. John Carter is actually really really good, on the same level as Dune. And like Dune, it did shit at the box office. I have a feeling it'll be a cult classic in a couple years. I recommend you go see it if you got some time to kill.

The rest I pretty much had the same reaction. Twilight sucks, Adam Sandler sucks (most of the time), Tim Burton sucks (recently anyway), and Comedies that aren't funny suck.